I am Back !!!

Hey every dogs and pups !!!

How is everyone ?

Sorry for the lack of post for the past HALF YEAR oH mY dOG !! I didnt realise it had been tat long !!

I will leave it to Boo Boo to update you of what has been happening for the past months.

As for myself, I am showing signs of ageing, my muzzle is slowly growing white, I am starting to show signs of anxiety and depression. hmmmmmm ...... this is not a good sign .....

This is handsome and the much younger me, note the color of my muzzle, it is mainly golden with less white.


This is the STILL handsome but old me. Look at the color around my muzzle and eyes .... they are mostly white than golden now !!

Look !!! even my legs and bums are white now ......

But dont worry every doggies and pups! This is a natural progression which we all have to go through ..... This process is what I call a M.A.N.L.Y progression .... hehehehe

What Is this ?

Ok ! Some thing very terrible had happen !!!!

Last week, when the human came to the office, they found something HUGE tied to the gate. And that thing is GOLDEN, FURRY AND HUGE like me, so from far, the human thought I had ran out of the office and Fat Fat was prepared to skin me alive then, until he walk nearer, and nearer, and nearer, then he realised that it is NOT ME !!!! ***GASP****

Fat Fat came closer and realised that someone had tied a golden retriever to our gate !!! ***GASP AGAIN****

After discussing with me, Fat Fat and clever me came up with a few ideas why this golden retriever is tied to our gate.

1) The person who found the dog thought that , that's me, so he tied the dog up at our gate.

But helllllooooooooooooo , I KNOW I am the only golden retreiver in this estate, I KNOW I am the smartest dog in this estate, I KNOW I am the most handsome dog in this estate, but that doesnt make me the ONLY dog in the estate.

Remember : Not all Golden Retreivers are Bond and not all Bonds are golden retreiver, ok ?

2) The person had tied the dog at our gate and went for the time of his life, and forgotten all about the dog.

Hellllooooooooooooooo, you better come and collect your dog .... **GROWL****

3) The person had abandoned the dog at our gate.

I .... I .... I .... I dont know what to say if this is really true *sigh*

But just to put the record straight, this is not a zoo, nor an animal shelter, nor a pet hotel, you dont go around dumping your pet at my place ok? So if you have really done that, you better come back and get your dog, or else, Fat Fat will cook the dog for dinner and serve all of us for the next week ok ?

Ok, some basic information of the dog

a) it smell like salted fish, even after 3 baths in a week
b) it loves to sit on urine (and this explains [1] above)

HELP ME !!! SOS !!! If you know of anyone who had left the dog in front of my gate, can you please ask the person to come forward with particulars of the dog like sex of the dog, age of the dog, any micorchip, any distinctive features of the dog blah blah blah ...... once we ascertain that you are the owner, we will return the dog to you ok?

Oh yes, another thing, if you are thinking of coming to my gate to see the doggy, sorry, the doggy had been moved to somewhere else and is no longer here ..... i will tell you why next time.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOSE DOG IS THIS ??????????

Depression and a New buddy

You guys remember about me being not-so-happy ? Well, the humans finally found out why, apparently, I was in a state of depression :( ........ I was depressed that Fat Fat left me alone for so longgggggggggggggggggggggggg ...... and I heard he went overseas ..... is he in the air then ? Why is he overseas ?

And that Girl Girl, who is supposed to bring me home everyday DIDNT !!!!! She always come up with the excuse that she has a "girl's night out" and cant bring me home, or that its too late, ...... *sigh*** ........ All these lazy excuses ...........

So, I was depressed and caused some destruction in the office .......

Well yes, depression actually happens to us dogs too, so dont be too surprised.

Oh, on another note, we have a new villager in our village :) ...... Presenting .......

***drums drums drums****
Yes, he is the new villager in our village :)

He is a 5 mths old husky and is still smaller than me in size ..... See how Happy I am with him ... Yippy Yippy !!!! Some new villager for me to bully !!! **opppppsss****

Oh Yes, more about this new villager, he actually has a very sad story.

His ex owner, Mr A, first saw me and he fell in love with me, so Mr A went to bought a puppy GR. After that, Mr A's girlfriend say one of my friend, a husky, and she in turn fall in love with that husky. So Mr A bought a puppy husky for his girlfriend.

Some months down the road, Mr A and his girlfriend broke up and TADA !!!! Mr A decides that he wants to throw the husky out of the house !!! And since I am one of his first 4-legged friends, he ask me if I would take the puppy husky in ...............

I was like "Hello, but you only had him for like less than 3 months ....... and now you dont want him???????" ...... and he say "YES !!! I WANT HIM OUT NOW!!!!"

I was ...... fine ........ I can share my food and toys and space with him, as long as he dont boss me around, or ELSE ..........................

So this is how the husky puppy ended up with me ................. I think humans are stupid .......... but I like him !!! and so does Boo Boo !!!!

Never lie to me !!!! OR ELSE .......

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPY NOW !!

Why ? Cos Fat Fat lied to me !!!

You see, what happen was, last Saturday Fat Fat promised that he will bring me home on Tuesday and that I can stay at home for the next two weeks. Meaning, I do not have to work for the next two weeks in the office.

When Tuesday night came, I was so excited and happy when everybody was packing up that I keep running up and down the office, and I waited at the door, then Fat Fat told me, "I am not bringing you home...."

NO EXPLANATION, NO NOTHING, NO APOLOGIES ........... WHAT IS THIS ??????????

I WAS SO NOT HAPPY .........

And to get back to them .................. this is what I give them on Wednesday morning

ENJOY !!!! AND NEXT TIME DONT EVER LIE TO ME ........

WIND WIND WIND ......

After every bath, Fat Fat will make me stay on top of a table, and I am only allowed to come down only after I am dried - FULLY !!

He say that if I move about when I am wet, I will dirty my legs, and my legs will be black and I will be dirty and if Fat Fat see a dirty Bond Bond immediately after my bath .... tsk tsk tsk tsk .......

So this is the obedient me on the table ........ waiting for my fur to dry dry
Wind wind faster come ............. I want to get down soon

Who stole my kibbles !!!!

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .............

I was taking my vacation from the office during the CHINESE NEW YEAR and when I came back, I found out that somebody had stolen my kibbles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I left my kibbles in my bowl, so that I can enjoy them when I come back from my vacation! And I found my kibbles gone !!!!!!!!!!!

GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. ...................

Who moved / stole my kibbles !!!!!!

Scanning for the thief with my bionic eyes.....

Walking with Zen

This is the first time that Girl Girl will be walking me with another dog, Zen.

But our first walk with Zen turns out to be fantastic! Zen initially will pull on the leash but after a few correction, she does not pull on the leash anymore! And when she is ask to sit, she sits immediately ! Thats so wonderful!

Instead of holding on to 2 leashes, Girl Girl tied Zen and my leash together to form a super long leash, about 3 meters long and what she will do is to hold on to the centre of the leash with one hand and if any of us are moving too fast, she will use the other hand to tug on our leash for our correction. She figured that since I am bigger and easier to control, Zen cant run far with me at the other side of the leash right ? ...... She is so clever, yes, there is no way that Zen can pull me away from Girl Girl, and I will walk just so close to her.

Yeah !!!! I enjoy my long walkie with Zen !!